Personal Site of John Erickson
By John Erickson
You Might Be A Moxie Addict If...
- You lost count of how many Moxie Teeshirts and Hats you have. (If you got most of them through deviant means you might also have a theft addiction.)
- You’ve maxed out your credit cards, exhausted your lines of credit, and taken out IOUs from everyone you could to get more Moxie, or Moxie Teeshirts and Hats. (Also, watch your shopping addiction here.)
- You buy a two litter bottle in the morning and it's gone by noon.
- You can chug a two litter bottle in one sitting.
- You have ever placed a wager at a Moxie Chugging contest. (Also, watch your gambling addiction here.)
- You add Moxie to your smoothies or wine coolers. (If the Moxie changes to Captain Morgans or the like, watch your alcohol addiction here.)
- All your web pages come out in Moxie Orange.
- Anything you paint comes out with Moxie Orange on it.
- It's not Coke you use to take the rust off your bumper.
- All your food recipes involve Moxie. (Moxie cookies, Moxie cake, Moxie ice cream, and Moxie stew to name some.)
- You compare all foods to how much they taste like Moxie.
- More than three of your coffee cups have Moxie sayings.
- More than 20% of your refrigerator magnets have Moxie sayings.
- You have visited the Matthews Museum in Union, Maine more than three times in one year, just for the Moxie Wing.
- You have been to more than five Moxie Festivals. (You may also have the teeshirts to prove it.)
- You have been to Franks when it was Kennebec Fruits. (You might be an old geezer if you were there before Frank owned it.)
- The reason for your last move was to get closer to Moxie Country.
- You start dreaming of creating or playing a video game called Maximum Moxie. (Also, watch your video game addiction here.)
- You think your Woman/Man has to be in a Moxie Teeshirt or hat to be sexy. (If you want him or her in that teeshirt or hat only most of the time you might have a sex addiction here also.)
If it's Moxie you're addicted to there may be no help. But for other addictions there is help, like at Recovery.org.
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